Oh, the fright! What a fight!
It was epic and scary
and resulted in a death more than extraordinary.
On a dark and stormy Wednesday a beast, with a flagrant disregard to our
wishes, imposed on our peace. The evil and grisly creature entered our domicile
and scared all of the princesses that were at home in that particular moment. Unsuspecting,
we had been going about our business painting our nails or plucking our
eyebrows, while a scary distorted insect flew through the window.
Unsurprisingly, the room was filled with screams that would make both
Adele and Mariah Carey jealous. Instead of planning a counter attack, we
unanimously, as if having planned it in advanced executed a perfectly
orchestrated retreat. Yet the malevolent beast followed our every step. Little
by little, we proceeded towards the entrance of our room, the furthest point
from the window it had entered from.
At that point, Snow White came home from a lecture. With a mighty roar
of laughter she made fun of our girlish behavior and jumped into battle with the
insect. It quickly met its demise – a well-worn slipper.
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